THE CHANCE STORE


                                       Credit: Ai generated

Ayoolajesu Victoria Ojo

Welcome to our chance store

To your left, a variety of fair chances

Walk a bit to your right to locate the one chance section

Sometime in July, we ran out of first chances

But at the very center, we have our best-selling second chances

 

You might not want to join the queue for second chances

Send a pre-order and it’ll be delivered right to your doorstep

Chances might not always meet you “chanced”

But second chances quickly turn that around

Might just cost you a bit more

 

We treat our products with utmost care

Hence a free chance can quickly become expensive

If not well spent or in due time

Also do well to explore the flexibility of our products

For chances can shape your change, for better or worse

 

We don’t open for excessively long hours

And demand quickly outweighs supply

But we give preference to customers with  receipts of previous purchase

Except you’re related to the manager

Shop wisely

 

Watch chance happen to you when you underplay its role

Watch chance unfold before you when you promptly prepare

Watch chance happen through you when you have mastered its use

The utility of our products rests on your understanding, please read this manual carefully

Caveat emptor

 

You have a chance to be here, to have come this far

Whatever you do here on out

Determines how much farther you’ll go

Or how much slower you’ll grow

So take all your chances and leave nothing to chance

 


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