FATSSSA PRESS -- University of Ibadan, Nigeria

Don’t call me a fine gentleman when I hold out the door for you. Don’t think for a quarter of a second that I’ll ever live up to what that word suggests should you eventually agree to abolish that horrible family name of yours in exchange for a better one, mine; because when you eventually do (which you would in the end), I would not only make you pay for making this

By: Onala Olapanran Kunle: Kola, how far jacking na? KOLA: How can I jack when there’s no light in both A and B block of my hall? Kunle: (puzzled) Aha. But you’re a C-blockite na and as far as I can remember, you people have light. KOLA: So the one month break did nothing to your enduringly selfish nature. How can I read comfortably in C block knowing my brethren in A and B are in gross darkness? Don’t you know injustice to one is injustice to all? Kunle: But we just resumed, isn’t it? KOLA: Is it? Kunle: Look Kola, I don’t know about you but I just want to graduate in peace. So all this your gra-gra onto aluta should better be reduced. Abi you no wan graduate ni?