FATSSSA PRESS -- University of Ibadan, Nigeria

MEMES AND JOKES Honestly speaking, am going to study midwifery. I can’t allow those selfish doctors see my wife’s thing every time she gets pregnant African singers know how best to kill time, they sing…tell your papa,.,…tell your mama, tell your sister, tell your brother….just say tell ur family and let’s move on Scientist says that girls with long eye lashes can see money in men’s pocket 70km away from them My uncle first started using WhatsApp today and his first text to me was hello can you hear me? Church attendance today…. 150 people 165 phones 100 power banks 86 phone chargers 17 bible… God is watching you. . Beware of women who remove the pot cover with bare hands while still on hot gas, they have the latest version of slap One girl posted on Facebook…you f….ck you die, you no f..ck you still die…I will better f..ck and die. The father commented you come home you die, you no come home you still die….Hmmmmm for the past 2wks now she has been sleeping in t...

SPORTS GERMANY TO FOLLOW WORLD CUP WINNERS FRANCE IN REGENERATION ‘France won the 2018 World Cup by regenerating their squad and previous holders Germany must now do the same, the countries' respective coaches said on Sunday (Sept 23).Didier Deschamps and Joachim Loew were speaking at FIFA's World Cup conference in London attended by representatives of almost 200 member associations. Deschamps, who in July became one of only three men to win the competition as both player and coach, said it was necessary to rejuvenate the French side that lost the 2016 European Championship final on home ground to Portugal. TIGER WOODS WINS TOUR CHAMPIONSHIP, HIS FIRST TOURNAMENT VICTORY SINCE 2013 Tiger Woods won the Tour Championship on Sunday (Sept 23), beating a 30-man field that included 18 of the top 20 players in the world rankings to end a five-year title drought and complete a career revival almost as inconceivable as his painful descent from the pinnacle of golf.He entered t...

HEALTH CORNER 3 POWERFUL TRICKS TO GET OUT OF BED STRONGER THAN USUAL Do you struggle to wake up early enough? Does it, always, appear like a failed attempt or a nightmare whenever you strive to “wake up early” for a 7:00am class? Or, to study for the next class, finish a project or prepare for your upcoming presentation, write a few chapter of your upcoming book, a proposal or something much more significant before everyone else wakes up and dampen the atmosphere with noise and distractions?  Well, first, I congratulate you for stopping by on this corner of the column. It’s an headway to your solution. Today, three powerful tricks overcome “early-morning-laziness,” jump into the day feeling energized, gingered and ready to swagger. They are main antidotes for me; Trust they will work for you. So, let’s begin: #Trick 1: Sleep early Enough According to experts from Mayo Clinic, our body requires a recommended 7 to 9 hours sleep for adults; 8 to 10 hours for teenagers between 1...

LET HIM WHO THINKS HE STANDS.... "Chioma, have you gotten it?" "No, I haven't, I'll check for you when I do" ********* What is "it"? There's this unofficially official pamphlet that students use to know their stand and can also serve as a checker of Blood pressure. UI media was flooded with various memes just in anticipation of it. Many subscribed for the sole reason of having access to it. Some others have been recharging their "tana sọbẹ" phones calling their friends with Android who would have access to it. While a few; the ultimate contenders are unbothered because it is of no use to them. It was both a relief and an headache when its release was shifted. After all that's been said and done, it would find its way out one day as it usually does. The second and third lap contenders would know if they've risen like bread dough or fallen like the Victoria falls For the first lap contenders it would present an a...

ENTERTAINMENT KACHMAN SET TO DROP NEW SINGLE FOJELE’ Upcoming Nigerian Afrobeat singer, Kachman, has announced that he will be releasing his new song titled Fojele in two weeks. In a chat, Kachman talks about his music career, the challenges he faced and his favourite songstress in the music industry. Kachman said he has faced some challenges with getting the right management to market him. He said while trying to showcase his talents, his funds got into the hands of some wolves in sheeps clothing. Talking about his music career and his new single Kachman said My name is Anukam Onyekachi Christopher a.k.a Kachman. Fojele is an Afropop love song. It talks about a girl and what I can do to get her in my custody. I joined the music industry officially in 2015. I have released two songs so far. When I was going into the industry, I faced the challenges of management. I came across so many wolves in sheeps clothing. I tried so hard to get to showcase my talent but funds ...

FINALIST OF THE WEEK “I like kitchen, I think I got that from my mum.”- Edwin Peculiar. TELL US ABOUT YOURSELF Okay, my name is Edwin Peculiar Ngozi Adaeze. I’m the first child and first girl in a family of five. I’m a student of course, in political science, 400 level. I am fun loving, love God and also a student (food) entrepreneur. WOW, WHAT DO YOU COOK? I do local soups and it was born out of a passion for culture and not to let our highly nutritious delicacies fade away. We hear so many cases of cancer this, cancer that and I’ve been wanting to solve that problem .So I thought- why don’t I come up with a mobile soup kitchen? I work with two other people. WHAT IS YOUR FOOD VENTURE CALLED? G's G foods HOBBIES? I like kitchen, I think I got that from my mum. DO YOU SEE YOURSELF CONTINUING WITH YOUR FOOD BUSINESS AFTER SCHOOL? Well, yes. Firstly, I think I have something for finance, investment banking and small medium enterprises. I am currently part of the fo...

FRESHER OF THE WEEK “I LIKE TO MIND MY OWN BUSINESS, I LIKE FOOD ,I LIKE TO WRITE AND EXOERIENCE NEW THINGS”……- IJEBOR SHALOM  NOSAKHARE CAN WE MEET YOU? My name is Ijebor  Shalom  Nosakhare, 100 level student of sociology. WHY DID YOU PICK SOCIOLOGY? I didn’t pick sociology; I plan on crossing to law in 200 level as long as it is possible. WHAT ARE YOUR HOBBIES? I like to mind my own business, I like food, I like to write and experience new things. SINCE YOU WRITE, WOULD YOU COME AND JOIN FATSSSA PRESS? No because I’ll be crossing to law. SO WHAT DO YOU WRITE? Poems ANY HAPPIEST MOMENT IN U.I SO FAR? Hmm, the day Dr Omololu didn’t come to class because it was raining WHAT ABOUT WORST MOMENT? The day I went to Tedder and there was no longer rice FAVOURITE COLOUR? Black DESCRIBE YOURSELF IN THREE WORDS Amazing , awesome and yes, annoying IF YOU WERE WHISKED AWAY TO AN ISLAND, WHAT THREE THINGS WOULD YOU TAKE WITH YOU? My phone, food ...

FATSSSA treasurer refunds #53,430 The treasurer of the Faculty of the Social Sciences Students Association, Mr. David Adekunle refunded the sum of #53,430. You would recall that  the Fatsssa House of Representatives, in 4th  sitting  directed that Mr. Adekunle  pays the said amount back on the grounds that the funds were misappropriated Fatsssa press in a series of interview with the Treasurer Read excerpts from our interview with the treasurer FATSSSA PRESS: Mr Treasurer, Fatsssa House of representatives threatened to suspend you. Are you aware of that? David Adekunle: Yes, I am FATSSSA PRESS: The information we have reveals that you have been accused of misappropriating funds belonging to the association totalling over fifty thousand naira while you served in the previous administration. FATSSSA PRESS: How true is this? David Adekunle : To all information provided, there must be tangible evidences. This allegation is purely false. FATSSSA PRESS: O...