Memes and jokes

MEMES AND JOKES



Honestly speaking, am going to study midwifery. I can’t allow those selfish doctors see my wife’s thing every time she gets pregnant

African singers know how best to kill time, they sing…tell your papa,.,…tell your mama, tell your sister, tell your brother….just say tell ur family and let’s move on

Scientist says that girls with long eye lashes can see money in men’s pocket 70km away from them
My uncle first started using WhatsApp today and his first text to me was hello can you hear me?

Church attendance today….
150 people
165 phones
100 power banks
86 phone chargers
17 bible… God is watching you.
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Beware of women who remove the pot cover with bare hands while still on hot gas, they have the latest version of slap

One girl posted on Facebook…you f….ck you die, you no f..ck you still die…I will better f..ck and die. The father commented you come home you die, you no come home you still die….Hmmmmm for the past 2wks now she has been sleeping in the neighboring  church

If it was Yoruba people that invented the ATM machine ehn, and you used your left hand to withdraw the money, the machine would retract throw money,hiss,and show you, insufficient home training… J

A rat swallowed a diamond and the owner of the diamond contracted a man to kill the rat. When the rat hunter arrived to kill the rat there were more than a thousand rats bunched up and one sitting by itself away from the pack. He spotted and killed the one sitting by itself and to the owners surprise, it was the exact one that had swallowed the diamond. The amazed owner of the diamond asked:
How did you know it was that rat?
He responded: Very easy…. When idiots get rich they don’t mix with others!!?





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