BREAKING: "I NEITHER ABSCONDED NOR STOLE FATSSSAITE'S MONEY" - Jones Ogelekeme, Fatsssa President.
*BREAKING NEWS* *"I NEITHER ABSCONDED NOR STOLE FATSSSAITE'S MONEY" - Jones Ogelekeme, Fatsssa President.* Fatsssa Press About two weeks ago (28/05/17) we reported that the President had gone missing along with a very large sum of money from the Fatsssa account. All this while attempts to establish contact with him had proved abortive. And rumours of varying degree went round about the circumstances surrounding his sudden disappearance. An Honourable member of the Faculty House of Representatives in person of Hon. Aquah Christian had been quoted saying that the President was being hunted by men of the Special Anti-Robbery Squad (SARS) for issues relating to activities of a group unrecognised by the university. Today however, we have received a correspondence from the President and in it he claimed to not have stolen any money, promising to give a breakdown of the Fatsssa Treasury once he regains his health. In his words, _"Hello E in C, i have been hear...