FATSSSA PRESS -- University of Ibadan, Nigeria

Dear life Dear life We've had a pretty fight I know you want to reign supreme But I'm a master of loop holes, and I also have a team Of my best and closest of friends to help me not to die And am gonna survive Come on now, give me all your obstacles and fights I'll turn them all into simplicity and fly I will get around, everything you throw my way And I'm making a fight for myself, today I will not fall prey Not today Even if I'm broken I'm not paying the trolls token Dear life, I know we've had our fights But we can't just agree There are beautiful sights to see There are great places to go, choices to make Being refused Learning rejection and the truth Being a teen in this crazy world Life, I've never said this before But can we be allies in this war?

FASHION Wearing oversized clothing- now, there is the wrong oversized clothing and the right over-sized clothing. The right over-sized clothing is some of this summer’s top trends such as the bubble skirt, which looks fabulous paired with a tighter fitting top and a high waist belt. Wrong over-sized clothing is just plain wrong: huge knee-reaching t-shirts, baggy pants, you get the point. Make sure you buy clothes that fit you properly. Wearing red and green at the same time- Honestly, you will look like a Christmas tree. Red and green are two of the colours that women absolutely must avoid wearing together. These colours completely clash, so just steer clear. Also, it is best to stay away from green and red make-up. If you decide to go for a green eye shadow, don’t put on a bright red lipstick. Instead, opt for a clear gloss or a nude colour. Dirty shoes- it would be bad enough if you had shoes that were out of style, or didn’t match with your outfit, but if you have dirty sho...

Michael Oluwaponmile (fondly called Oyomesi, Mipon, My brother...) is a 500 level student of Wood Product Engineering in the University of Ibadan. He is popularly known on campus for his hunting prowess having killed over 200 bush animals on campus; in this exclusive interview with Kayode Oyeniran of FATSSSA Press Organisation, he shares his hunting experience and how he has been able to commercialise his passion. “…you can ask them in Kuti, I kill these snakes with slippers.” –Michael “I have killed two other snakes with slippers to the extent that people think I am using charms to kill those animals. But, it is not about charm, it is about bravery.” - Michael “So, it depends on how much time I have on a weekly basis. Like this week now, I made like #5,000.” - Michael Can I meet you sir? My name is Abraham Michael Oluwaponmile, aka Oyomesi, Mipon; popularly known as my brother in Kuti Hall of Great Men, University of Ibadan. What course are you studying? I am s...