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LET HIM WHO THINKS HE STANDS....
"Chioma, have you gotten it?"
"No, I haven't, I'll check for you when I do"
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What is "it"?
There's this unofficially official pamphlet that students use to know their stand and can also serve as a checker of Blood pressure.
UI media was flooded with various memes just in anticipation of it.
Many subscribed for the sole reason of having access to it.
Some others have been recharging their "tana sọbẹ" phones calling their friends with Android who would have access to it.
While a few; the ultimate contenders are unbothered because it is of no use to them.
It was both a relief and an headache when its release was shifted.
After all that's been said and done, it would find its way out one day as it usually does.
The second and third lap contenders would know if they've risen like bread dough or fallen like the Victoria falls
For the first lap contenders it would present an almost unbelievable sight...
For those who think jacking 24/7 in the main library or some other place is a guarantee of a sure stand-They would be shocked
Those who think that the back benchers and class disturbers are empty barrels- they would be confounded
Those who think "write short note" is write short note - they would see something short.
Those who think Lagbaja is always answering questions in class, his stand is perfect- they would see soon enough.
Dearest FATSSSAites, there is no need to be perplexed or depressed when it comes out.
All that's need is better time management and prioritizing important things.
I wish us all the best
..."let him who thinks that he stands".
-JOSEPH
"Chioma, have you gotten it?"
"No, I haven't, I'll check for you when I do"
*********
What is "it"?
There's this unofficially official pamphlet that students use to know their stand and can also serve as a checker of Blood pressure.
UI media was flooded with various memes just in anticipation of it.
Many subscribed for the sole reason of having access to it.
Some others have been recharging their "tana sọbẹ" phones calling their friends with Android who would have access to it.
While a few; the ultimate contenders are unbothered because it is of no use to them.
It was both a relief and an headache when its release was shifted.
After all that's been said and done, it would find its way out one day as it usually does.
The second and third lap contenders would know if they've risen like bread dough or fallen like the Victoria falls
For the first lap contenders it would present an almost unbelievable sight...
For those who think jacking 24/7 in the main library or some other place is a guarantee of a sure stand-They would be shocked
Those who think that the back benchers and class disturbers are empty barrels- they would be confounded
Those who think "write short note" is write short note - they would see something short.
Those who think Lagbaja is always answering questions in class, his stand is perfect- they would see soon enough.
Dearest FATSSSAites, there is no need to be perplexed or depressed when it comes out.
All that's need is better time management and prioritizing important things.
I wish us all the best
..."let him who thinks that he stands".
-JOSEPH
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