TO AUNTY SISI, “CHOPPING” HERE AND THERE, ‘WITH NO STRINGS AND EXPECTATIONS ATTACHED’





Don’t call me a fine gentleman when I hold out the door for you. Don’t think for a quarter of a second that I’ll ever live up to what that word suggests should you eventually agree to abolish that horrible family name of yours in exchange for a better one, mine; because when you eventually do (which you would in the end), I would not only make you pay for making this
wooing process an unnecessarily hard one but I’ll illustrate to you in words and actions why savagery is not savoury.

So savour the goodness of this expensive white wine as you let your lusty eyes dance gleefully over the items of this hotel’s expensive menu list.
Make a pick of the best cuisines with the most complicated names, order food you’ve seen only on TV and pretend to be chic. 

But don’t chicken out of real business when the time comes, because tonight, I’ll sweep you off your feet and spoil you rotten. 

You’d dose off under the potent anointing of fine wine and good food that you’d forget to turn on your firewall and plunder your system I will, until I get my full money’s worth 'cause babe, an investor is worthy of his returns.


© Prof Gee

 *Dedicated to all the girls who quite fortunately, know themselves. While you hop from one table to another and from one boutique to Ventura mall, remember there's no free lunch, even in Freetown(I hate that saying though, somehow overused but...)

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