THE GREAT FACULA.

By Jacob Anthony. O.


What boldness has thou who behold the shining armor of law?.
What a great legend are you in the field of human activities.!
You alone carried the gigantic hall of businessmen at your back.

All that the society needs to sing it's paean is written in your interior milieu.
What an isogonal of thought among your living room.
Grandeur of Politics among economist only to be policed by society scholars.
What an utopian fence of four regions in one confluence of wisdom.

Your article alone address you as the Primus inter pares.
The great shade of knowledge reside inside your condominium.
All hail the fabulous facula of freshly baked knowledge.
You are well seated between the two erudite of our society as a mirror of individuals life.

Your sons and daughters are today's social gladiators.
Gearing the thought and vision of world toward sanity.
You are the Areopagus of our noble society and the sunspot of our lives.
All hail the highly exalted faculty of "The"  Social Science.

Its an honor to get inside of your womb to be born again into the aegis of your light.
You are the mount Olympus of our time.
MÛSE...ÄRT.. 

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