"I am a confirm Hustler" - Sherif Ayoade






WHO IS SHERIF?.
As far as I know, I’m not the erratic or mysterious fellow many people assume I am. I am just like any gentle dude who values and respects his unpright principles.
WHAT ARE THESE PRINCIPLES?
Generally, I’ll summarize them as series of actions and inactions geared towards ensuring a fair and peaceful atmosphere for humanity.
HOW WOULD YOUR FRIENDS DESCRIBE YOU?
I can’t specifically say but mostly some describe me as nice, humorous and honest while some arrogant and some other adjectives I care less about.
HOW DOES IT FEEL BEING A FINALIST?
Like seriously, it is something very delightful which elicit the feeling of being free from relentless reading, unbearable meals, unexpected strikes and thunders. Yet it also spurs the anxiety of the journey after undergraduate life.
ARE THERE THINGS YOU WISH YOU HAD DONE BEFORE NOW?
Quite a lot of them, some of which involve not being a Press member inspite of my obsession for writing. I also wish I had engaged in certain extra-curricular and social services during my 200l and 300l days.
CAN YOU TELL US SOME OF YOUR BEST MOMENTS IN UI?
Anytime there was Aluta, Common Pot and the awe-inspiring Jaw War contest. Well, each moment spent with some special colleagues and some lecturers have proven to be the best.
WHICH MEMORY STANDS OUT?
The moment my colleagues acknowledged and commended the immense role I played in the team when we played against Agric-Economics students. I felt so happy we could unite to talk, play and stand like brothers.
WHAT DO YOU CONSIDER YOUR GREATEST ASSET?
Definitely my instinct.
WHAT DOES YOUR INSTINCT TELL YOU MY NEXT QUESTION WILL BE?
That the next question would be a self-revealing one which might perchance be awkward.
ARE YOU CURRENTLY IN A RELATIONSHIP?
I knew it, yes. But frankly I decline to answer any other related to this because I count it as my private life.
WOULD YOU DATE A LADY WITH A FALLOPIAN TUBE?
Why won’t I? The Ayoade’s bloodline can only be facilitated by a fertile and fecund modest lady.
WHAT’S ONE THINHG NOT EVERYONE KNOWS ABOUT YOU?
That I’m a confirm hustler.
WOULD YOU SAY YOU’RE PREPARED FOR LIFE AFTER SCHOOL?
Frankly, no. But certainly I’m not unprepared, just that there is the feeling that the preparation might not be enough for the unknown.
CAN YOU PICTURE YOURSELF SEVEN YEARS FROM NOW?
Only a wizard of the first order can do that but I’m very optimistic that by then I should be at the forefront in a series of activities for improved Nigeria which will also pave way for a better me.
ANY SHOUT-OUTS?
Omo faculty board no fit accommodate my shout-outs 0. Well lemme just say to all Fatsssaites including you the reader, fundamental gbefun to you. Prof Radical cares.

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