FATSSSA PRESS -- University of Ibadan, Nigeria

WHO IS SHERIF?. As far as I know, I’m not the erratic or mysterious fellow many people assume I am. I am just like any gentle dude who values and respects his unpright principles. WHAT ARE THESE PRINCIPLES? Generally, I’ll summarize them as series of actions and inactions geared towards ensuring a fair and peaceful atmosphere for humanity.

By: LuckyRacer The FATSSSA Asst. General Secretary, Mr Adeleke John popularly known as Colossus has to the delight of many, fulfilled one of the major promises he made to Fatsssaites during the pools last year. The named executive, who is also the acting General Secretary following the suspension of the General Secretary, Mr Arije John Ekundayo, has successfully made available, an electronic copy of the fatsssa constitution which can now be conveniently accessed by fatsssaites via their mobile phones. This recent development is consequent upon the commitment of the Acting General Secretary, Adeleke John in ensuring that Fatsssaites have easy access to the constitution. It would be recalled that prominent among promises made by the Acting General Secretary during campaigning was that he would ensure Fatsssaites have easy access to the constitution by ensuring it goes on PDF. Although Fatsssaites have been a little apprehensive on whether he would fu...

By LuckyRacer At the FHR sitting that held on the 31st of July, 2017. The suspended President, Mr Jones Ogelekeme, who among other executive members had been summoned to appear before the house in order to abreast the situation which has brought the association into disrepute among which were claims that the suspended President absconded with over a million naira of the association's money coupled with his absence saw new revelations being revealed. We would recall that the suspended President had been accused of carting away with over a million naira of fatsssaites' money. He, however, disclaimed this allegation explicitly saying that he had issues with SARS off campus and that his absence triggered unfair assumptions and his unconstitutional suspension. According to him "if at all I find myself in SARS custody, it was because of what I did outside, not what I did on campus. It concerns no man" . He further stated that "I came back, I told you what I ...

Don’t call me a fine gentleman when I hold out the door for you. Don’t think for a quarter of a second that I’ll ever live up to what that word suggests should you eventually agree to abolish that horrible family name of yours in exchange for a better one, mine; because when you eventually do (which you would in the end), I would not only make you pay for making this

By: Onala Olapanran Kunle: Kola, how far jacking na? KOLA: How can I jack when there’s no light in both A and B block of my hall? Kunle: (puzzled) Aha. But you’re a C-blockite na and as far as I can remember, you people have light. KOLA: So the one month break did nothing to your enduringly selfish nature. How can I read comfortably in C block knowing my brethren in A and B are in gross darkness? Don’t you know injustice to one is injustice to all? Kunle: But we just resumed, isn’t it? KOLA: Is it? Kunle: Look Kola, I don’t know about you but I just want to graduate in peace. So all this your gra-gra onto aluta should better be reduced. Abi you no wan graduate ni?

"I was radical in approach because FHR would delay my plans from going the way I wanted" - Jones Shola Ogelekeme, Suspended Fatsssa President.  "On May 2 or 3, 2017, the House approved six (6) executive budgets in one sitting, how is that a delay?" - Basil Umoke, Speaker, FHR.   Mr Jones Ogelekeme The Faculty of the Social Sciences Students Association (FATSSSA) President, Mr Jones Ogelekeme who's currently under suspension, has revealed that the streak of unapproved withdrawals and spendings from the association's account was as a result of perceived delay on the part of the legislative arm. This he made known to the Press during the course of an interview with  FATSSSA PRESS which he ended abruptly after judging the questions asked him to be unintelligent.

“The house will sit at the slightest opportunity and with the cooperation of Mr. Jones find a way to demystify the whole puzzle constitutionally…” - Mr Basil Umoke, Speaker FHR. On Monday, 22nd May, 2017, the FHR alongside some other principal officers moved to freeze the Association's account. Can you tell us the circumstances surrounding this move? After over a week of futile efforts to reach the suspended president, Mr. Shola Ogelekeme, by the executive arm as well as the legislative council, and amidst fear, suspense and worry I called for a meeting comprising of all   fatsssa organs including the press on may 21, 2017. At the meeting which held at the faculty's lecture RM 036, we arrived at the decision to freeze the association's a/c momentarily until we had a clearer picture what was going on. We also agree to go to the bank in group the following day may 22,