A SPECIAL NOTICE TO ALL FATSSSAITES

 It has become urgent to address all students in the Faculty of The Social Sciences on the pressing concern of our hygiene.

The environment which we use for lectures, relaxation and associated events should not be an eyesore to passersby. There are endless benefits to keeping a healthy, clean and enviable environment, as the hazards associated with coexisting amidst a heap of decay are terrifying.

The attention of the Faculty management has been drawn to the unenviable manners in which many fatsssaites use the facilities in the faculty, especially in-between and after each day's classes. 

Workers who help in cleaning up these facilities are as old, maybe older than many of our parents. They are not employed as slaves neither should their labour be demeaned to such.

  These workers clean up our lecture-rooms only to be refilled and piled with dirt again,  even after just a single class. 

Those who engage in keeping the lecture-rooms littered have made it a habit.

To our toilets, some of which are newly installed, we have also handed this negative fate. Even when water is running and in excess supply, students find it unnecessary to flush the toilet after use, despite meeting this toilet in clean good condition.

To all these the faculty management strongly frowns, and offenders caught henceforth will have to be held accountable.

To all these the faculty management strongly frowns, and offenders caught henceforth will have to be held accountable.

 Where the terms of the penalty accruing to these have not been accurately prescribed, all students in the faculty should know that it has become a serious offense to use the faculty facilities irresponsibly.

Drink cans and food leftovers should be appropriately dropped inside the available waste bins.

Toilets  should be well flushed after use, no matter the nature of the use. 

There will be watchers henceforward to see that these commonsense etiquettes of cleanliness are well complied with

Thank you.

(c) fatsssapress

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