FATSSSA PRESS -- University of Ibadan, Nigeria

  By Bhagemede My alarm rings and suddenly I get off the bed… well not because of the alarm but because I heard a voice calling out to me saying:   “Get off me!” I was stunned, the room was quiet as usual alongside the clashing of buckets in other rooms but I was sure of what I heard. I jerked up; the voice spoke again   “Finally, you get off uhh… it’s about time” My bed spoke, the whole scenery was… hysterical. The alarm continued to ring. “You can speak?” I asked. “Yes, yes I can”.   You’re quite cocky for a bed - I mumbled. “Why don’t you get off at the sound of the alarm, you set it for a reason… right?” It asked. I was still in awe. I can’t believe I’m actually talking to my bed… that’s not intentional- I answered. It started again “Each day, it’s ‘just five more minutes’ which turns to ten minutes then hours” it continued “Let’s not even talk about the previous nights – you are to sleep early but rather choose to be on your phone till God ...

                                                      Credit: Ai generated Ageh Success I had convinced myself there was no rush. My department probably hasn't started classes," I told myself as I rolled over on my bed for what felt like the hundredth time that holiday. One more day at home would not hurt. One more meal cooked by my mum would not hurt either. Besides, if lectures had started already... na them sabi. So, I took my time. When I finally arrived at Queen's Hostel, bag in one hand and my Pepsi that I bought on my way in the other, I expected to meet a half empty room. After all, it was still early in the semester... or so I thought. The room had other plans. One bed was neatly arranged but empty. Another had books on it, with notes scattered across the table. Someone had obviously been living the "school life" long before I decided ...

By Joseph Etsevi Former Vice President, Atiku Abubakar has challenged the Presidency to apply the same standards it invoked in comparing Nigeria's anti-corruption efforts with China's to issues surrounding President Bola Tinubu's past forfeiture case in the United States. Reacting to comments from the Presidency, Atiku argued that rather than presenting the comparison with China as a political advantage, the government should consider how Chinese authorities would respond to the circumstances surrounding the $460,000 forfeited to the United States Government in a civil forfeiture case linked to allegations of narcotics trafficking and money laundering. According to Atiku, China's reputation for uncompromising enforcement of drug-related offences suggests that such a forfeiture would be regarded not as the conclusion of a matter, but as the beginning of a thorough criminal investigation. Expanding his criticism beyond the forfeiture issue, the former Vice Pre...

                                       Credit: Ai generated Ayoolajesu Victoria Ojo Welcome to our chance store To your left, a variety of fair chances Walk a bit to your right to locate the one chance section Sometime in July, we ran out of first chances But at the very center, we have our best-selling second chances   You might not want to join the queue for second chances Send a pre-order and it’ll be delivered right to your doorstep Chances might not always meet you “chanced” But second chances quickly turn that around Might just cost you a bit more   We treat our products with utmost care Hence a free chance can quickly become expensive If not well spent or in due time Also do well to explore the flexibility of our products For chances can shape your change, for better or worse   We don’t open for excessively long hours And dem...

  Ageh Success The University of Ibadan Students' Union (UISU) has announced that the disbursement of the Nigerian Education Loan Fund (NELFUND) upkeep allowance has resumed, assuring beneficiaries that payments are currently being made in phases. This was disclosed in a statement dated July 23, 2026, and signed by the Students' Union President, Temidayo S. Adeboye, and the General Secretary, Joshua O. Shontan. According to the statement, the Union acknowledged the concerns of students who are yet to receive their upkeep allowance, noting that it has received several complaints from affected beneficiaries in recent weeks. It expressed appreciation for the patience shown by students despite the delay. The Union explained that the latest update followed an announcement by the President of the National Association of Nigerian Students (NANS), Comrade Akinteye Babatunde Afeez, confirming that the disbursement of upkeep allowances had officially resumed after technical issues affect...

  By Joseph Etsevi The University of Ibadan Students Union (UI'SU) has announced fresh progress in the long awaited approval of gas usage in the institution's halls of residence, revealing that the installation of fire extinguishers, which is a necessary safety requirement before the approval process, has officially commenced. In a statement issued on Thursday, July 23, and signed by the Students' Union President, Temidayo Adeboye, and the General Secretary, Joshua Shontan, the union acknowledged students growing anticipation over the issue and the inconvenience caused by the delay. According to the statement, the institution's approval remains subject to the completion of mandatory safety measures designed and required to ensure that gas usage across the halls complies with established safety standards. "The installation of fire extinguishers across the halls of residence has commenced,"   According to official statements, described the exercise a...